Hello all, I am happy to announce that my third article is up and LIVE on Cracked.com. Can articles online be called “live”? I think “liveblogging” is a thing already. If not, that’s my idea now. Thanks. Anyway, the article ended up getting merged with a different article so a lot of my actual writing got edited down, but there’s a reason I am typing this to an audience of somewhere between 2 and negative 5 and the editors of Cracked run one of the internet’s most successful sites. That’s how it goes. More articles to come.
OK, without any further bullshitting, here it is: