Oh hello so here is a podcast that is featuring friends. FRIENDS ONLY. No jerks allowed. If you’d like to be my friend please listen to this podcast and if you’re not a jerk send me a email or some shit and maybe I’ll be friends with you. It’s worth a shot.

Maybe I’ll give you a cool nickname. Maybe not. There’s only one way to find out… kill yourself. Just kidding. Goodbye friend. Thank you for reading.