If you’re new to the site, let me explain. My name is Andy, and on this site I attempt to follow through with my terrible ideas and come out on the other side with things like this. A feature-length script of Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker time-travel hi-jinks.

This is real.

I’m sure this seemed like a joke all along much like everything else I do, but I really, honestly, just recently finished a second draft of a script for Rush Hour 4 where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker go back in time and win the Civil War. Be the first of your friends to check it out!

Seriously. This is an actual thing. Click the pic for the script. (or click here)

or down here! Feel free to click wherever you want, make yourself at home.