HELLO everyone, I’d like to give you a good excuse for why I haven’t posted anything in a while BUT mostly I’m just lazy. ALSO I just got word that Cracked.com is going to run one of my articles so look out for that in a month or so. THANKS.

Now, here’s a video of me READING off a paper and then saying the JOKES that were on the paper whilst standing in front of an audience of humans. Thanks for looking.